The following are away messages to use when you have to step away from the computer, while you are in the bathroom.
· Nature is calling and I'm answering!
· I'm taking advantage of indoor plumbing! I'll be right back!
· ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ If your wondering where the P is... its about to run down my leg in a second.
· When you got to go, you got to go.
· I am not here I'm on the potty, but don't leave if you're a hotty
· I'm in a foreign land far far away... Oh wait, this is just the bathroom.
· Making an offering to the porcelain god... be back in about 20 minutes.
· I'm in the bathroom right now...Be back in a splash.
· Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet!
· I'm feeding the potty, please leave a message and I'll get back to you when its full!
· King(or Queen) (your name) is on the throne.
· Making my bladder gladder.
· I am taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
· Making my bladder flatter.
· If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
· Fiber cleans everything but the toilet.
· Doody calls.
· Somewhere over the toilet.
· I'm at the bank making a deposit, no not that kind of bank, I'm on the toilet.
· You know the expression, "I have to pee like a race horse?" That's what I'm doing right now.
· Making big waves in the toilet.
· I'm making a donation to the urination station.
· Swish, swish, goes the pee. Plop, plop, goes the poop. I'm in the bathroom!
· How dry I am. How wet I'll be. If I don't find, The bathroom key.
· You know you are addicted to the internet when you refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
· Pee is yellow, dooty is brown, when the sewer brakes, its all over the town.
· Dropping the kids off at the pool.
· You ever think the white toilet paper is boring? Yeah me too, I'm going go add some color to it.
· Visiting the greatest nation is the world... Urination.
· I'm draining out my fluids.
· In about 5 minutes I will weigh about 5 pounds less than I do right now.
· Be right back I am feeding the toilet its dinner.
· I am disposing some of my natural resources.
· I'm trying out my new toilet paper.
· Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet.
· Doing some consulting with my toilet right now.
· You have to hold it, because I can't any longer.
· Reigning on my throne.
· Doodie called and now we're having a long conversation in the bathroom.
· I'm magically changing the color of the toilet water.
· Happiness is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
· Making a sacrifice to the toilet god.
· I'm at the Log Dropping Ceremonies.
· Seeing if there really are 1000 sheets of toilet paper in each roll.
· Gone pissin'
· Feeding the toilet.
· Hey I am relieving myself, I'll be back when its all over.
· If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat!
· I'm taking a dump at the moment so if its not to much trouble just dump a message on the screen.
· The bathroom is a good place to be, When you just drank a gallon of water!
· I am probably far away in another land.....or I just might be on the toilet.
· The average person goes to the bathroom 6 times per day. This is one of those times.
· Sorry I'm not here at my computer at the present moment, but I am on the toilet. If you would like to come over and bring me some toilet paper that would be greatly appreciated.
· Washing away yesterday. Cleansing for today.
· It's "Potty Time."
· How dry I am, how wet I'll be, if you don't stop, messaging me. You got offline, now I'm heading for the door... oops it's to late...it's on the bathroom floor.
· If you are reading this then that means I have gone to a better place... yep I am on the toilet.
· I am taking care of some business, that just happens to be taken care of in a small room with a tub and toilet.
· Be back in a flush... I mean flash.
· I am currently relieving the stress that's on my bladder.
· I'm stuck in the potty.
· Riding the porcelain pony.
